Friday, June 26, 2009

MATH!









MATHEMATICS!

Hii Good Morning, *Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,**
Humans that don't know enjoy = Donkey that works**
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,**
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys**
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,**
Women that don't spend = Donkeys**
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, **Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! **(Postulate 1)
And, **Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!** (Postulate 2)
So, we have...
Men+ Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore... from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
**
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!*

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Vote ( Girls )





VOTE! ( Boys )





translation! slash kalokohan

- anong tawag sa pagkaeng mabilis?
- fastfood!
- eh anu naman yung mas mabilis?
- pasta!
- cge.. eh ung pinakamabilis??
- sopas..!

Benign................What you be after you be eight.
Artery................The study of paintings.
Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.
Barium................What doctors do when patients die.
Catheter............. someone who prepares food for a big banquet
Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan...............Searching for kitty.
Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her.
Colic.................A sheep dog.
Coma..................A punctuation mark.
D and C.................Where Washington is.
Dilate................To live long.
Enema.................Not a friend.
Fester................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula................A small lie.
Genital...............Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series...........World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail..............What you hang your coat on.
Impotent..............Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain............Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.
Morbid................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates..............Cheaper than day rates.
Node..................Was aware of.
Outpatient........A person who has fainted.
Pelvis................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.........Place to do upholstery.
Rectum................Darn near killed him.
Seizure...............Roman emperor.
Tablet................A small table.
Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the Bus Station
Tumor.................More than one.
Urine.................Opposite of you're out
Varicose..............Near by/close by.
Vein..................Conceited.
yaHsiR/THaiLanD

maliit na duck - "panduck"
tirahan ng maliit na duck - " Pandacan"
mataas na duck - "boonduck"
nagulat na duck - "nasinduck"
photogenic na duck - "kodak"
malaking duck sa Ilocos- "duck-il"
madaldal na duck - "dakdak"
pantakip sa bibig ng madaldal na duck - "duck tape"
manggagamot na duck - "ducktor"
musikero na duck - "conducktor"

French Lesson..

City - ce vou
Cough: o vou
Ashes: a vou
Naked: hu vou
Car: re vou
Baloon: lo vou
Drugs: sha vou
Gud bye: va vou
Cute: a cou
Ikaw: ga gou!
thousand - le vou
profit - tu vou
bald - cal vou
coconut - vou co
feather - valahe vou
unclear - malavou
lesbian - te vou
bumbay - vou sit
hole - vou tas
caught - vou king
beach -vou racay

Use .. in A sentence

1. Use BE COOL and I'LL BUY in a sentence.
...The tourist went to Mayon volcano
in I'LL BUY, BE COOL.

2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
...(phone rings).....Hello? Who
SCHOOLING?

3. Use AFFECT in a sentence.
...Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond
ring.

4. Use ADIEU in a sentence.
...If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill
you.

5. Use DECANTER in a sentence.
...You can order that medicine over
DECANTER.

6. Use DELETION in a sentence.
...The balat of DELETION is crispy.

7. Use DESPISE in a sentence.
...Who baked all DESPISE?

8. Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a
sentence.
...I am looking for DIFFERENT of this
boy to get DIFFERENTIAL
consent so he can go to the picnic.

AND NOW FOR THE FILIPINOS WHO CAN
READ
AND
UNDERSTAND TAGALOG:

9. Use BORROW in a sentence.
...Ang dumi naman ng BORROW mo.

10. Use CAESAREAN in a sentence.
...Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka,
CAESAREAN mo iyang laruan mo.

11. Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence.
...Pare, ang dami-daming pagkain,
pero, ko-CONTEMPLATE.

12. Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don't know
what this is, it's a
city [or street] at the L.A. COUNTY in
CALIFORNIA)
...Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda
nang bebot na yun, pero,
ma-ARTESIA.

13. Use CADET in a sentence.
...CADET ko si Maria nung isang gabi.
Ngayon, ikaw naman ang
CADET niya.

14. Use CARDIAC in a sentence.
...Na CARDIAC yung kotse ni Pedro
noong isang gabi.

15. Use CENTURION in a sentence.
...Na-CENTURION si Pedro ng tatay
niya dahil sa kalokohan niya.

16. Use DEDICATE in a sentence.
...Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong
DEDICATE iyan.

17. Use DELICACY in a sentence.
...Bagal mo... DELICACY mahuhuli na
tayo.

18. Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence.
...Sister, DEPRECIATE already, kaya
pwede na tayong kumain.

19. Use DIFFUSION in a sentence.
...Brownout...siguradong DIFFUSION
pumutok.

20. Use LAITY in a sentence.
...Taga "laity" si Imelda Marcos.

21. Use MENTION in a sentence.
...Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang
MENTION.

22. Use ebonic word MOTHA' FUCKA' in a
sentece.
...Iho mag-ingat, ka baka MOTHA' FUCKA'

WHats Ur Name?!

Born during the night = Andy Lim
Born blind = Kenneth Sy
Born being swindled = Lino Co
Born while cooking = Nilo Toh
Born as 10th child = Sam Po
Born while being courted = Lily Gaw
Born fat = Bob Uy
Born little = Kathy Ting
Born different = Eva Yan
Born with porridge = Lino Gaw
Born looking for someone = Allen Sia
Born while counterfeiting = Faye King
Born during Sunday = Lyn Go
Born with malice = Mali Sia
Born angry with someone = Ally Tan
Born with picture = Lara Huan
Born with sweets = Ken Dy
Born undefined = Sam Ting
Born while taking a bath = Lily Go
Born not to take a bath = Dinah Lily Go
Born while buying = Bill Li
Born secretly = Tina Go
Born to pass flatus = Otto Tin
Born ugly = Kaw Yan
Born Normal = Nath Ting Wong
Born Abnormal = Sam Ting Wong
May reklamo ka? = Nath Ting

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Music


Alien: Raymark

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

tula nila tinula ko ulit..

Tula ( Chinese Bumbay Version) so read like a chinese bumbay k?!

This has a very meaningful meaning?

Ito sarili nting nasyonalidad
kayamanan mga Pilipino
Inalagaan nya ipinapaunlad ko
pagmalaki ating bansa
Dapat ... tayo tapat

Likas yaman ating inalagaan
Kaya tayo dami pera
Kailangan nating matulungan may buong heart

Mayaman, mahirap hingi lagi pera!!
sila sa ay igalang
dahil kahit paman sila
ang nananalaytay sa knila duong dugo, pilipino
oh yan ah lapit na ending!..
Sa puso, sa diwa, at sa gawa
Parang panatang Mkabayan lang dba?..



Slogan nla Gov at Norbe

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Tula Ni Gov!

Po

Ang aking tatay ang aking tatay ay uuwi na po.
At ang aking Nanay ay uuwi narin saamin po.
At ang aking kapatid ay uuwi na saamin po.
At ang aking aso ay uuwi na saamin po.

Ang aking aso ang aking aso ay uuwi napo.
At ang aking kapatid ay uuwi na saamin po.
At ang aking Nanay ay uuwi narin saamin po.
At ang aking tatay ay uuwi na po.

At ang aking kapatid ang aking kapatid ay uuwi na po.
At ang aking Nanay ay uuwi na po. saamin po.
At ang aking tatay ay uuwi na po. saamin po.
At ang aking aso ay uuwi na po. saamin po.

Ang aking Nanay ang aking Nanay ay uuwi napo
At ang aking tatay ay uuwi na saamin po
at ang aking tatay ay uuwi na saamin po
At ang aking kapatid ay uuwi saamin po.

Tula ni Norbe?!

'Wlang Title!'


May batang mabait
Sobrang bait
Siya'y maaasahan
sa kanyang kabaitan

May batang tamad
sobrang tamad
Walang magawa
Kahit isa

May batang matapang
sa sobrang tapang siya
siya ay matapa
kaya matapang

May batang maliit
sa sobrang liit
sya ay maliit
kaya sya ay liit.

Tula Ni Nicole!

Pilipino Ako!

Dinidad nalitn lahat ang naka-alay;
Emosyon natin ang nagingibabaw
Milyon-milyon ang tao na matatapang;
Obligasyon natin ito!.

Kalaban natin ang kapwa Pilipino;
Reporma ang gusto nila;
Ayos na bansa at magandang pagsasama;
Sanib-sanib silang nagsama

Yaman nating bayan ang naka-alay
Ayaw natin ng hindi tayo malaya!
Msaya matuto ng tama
Hauwag natin ito ikahiya!

Ang mga guro, doktor at iba pa;
Ang ating buhay; wala sila, wla tayo!
Tayo ay makapagtatapos
Kung tayo ay magsisikap!
Huwag natin hayaan na tayo'y ipagmaliit.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Raymark!

This entry is from Raymark Villanueva of Fidelity 1..

He used this outstanding presentation in Social Studies..



Reymark says:

Because choose this becaus during

Not too long time ago Emillio and Andres

And the Eggpt meet and they make a jar

They make this very especial because when

The jar open the momies will wake so

They keef it in the secret cave

And the first jar is called Imety because it is

Human name and the other

Jar called Hapy because they called

It because it is a

Is the rare and the other jar is called Quebehsenuef

because she is the quen of Egypt and the last but

not the list Duametef it is a wolf and that’s all ..tnx..

--Reymark Villanueva..

Main Casts:

Emillio and Andres

Imety

Hapy

Quebehsenuef

Duametef

For more questions pls.. pm him at:

raymark_rcv@yahoo.com

ty!!

Cast n Crew

Raymark - kurakot! / joker
Ross - joker
Lemuel - Chalk boy
Kat - kat - galing kanta oh!
Weslie - correction fluid boy
Marianette - 4 eyes
Venans - adik sa math!
Celine - gling kumanta oh!
Marian - ?
Edgar - kupal?
April - cute..haha..
Aldrin ( Jackson ) - Boy Bakal
Jean - stick figure!
Jaylord - GAGAMBALA..cute na pogi pa daw sya eh!!..
Steely - stickyrose daw? Enemy!!
Justin - tahimik
Dublin - OT? daw ? ui! cla nagsbi ndi ako ah!
Nica - joker rin to eh..
Lucero - Asero..
Rehoadin - Budhang
Jc - loveteam cla ni rehoa
Marineh - haha ewan ko :))
Norbe - pulube
Nicole - gling syaw oh!
Abigail - talino rin oh!
Mark - lagung nsa ulap
Potchi - talino oh!
Patis - secret...
Albert - eh ! kau na bahala..!
Yeyence - Guard
Charmel (mugee bar) - Jimmy Neutron!!Mugeejimbo..
Kenneth - puppy dog eyes

Tsismis!

Todays Chalk!

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Aug 12 08

Edagr , Lemuel ,Wesly , VJ
-Shoot sa blackboard , 3 points!

Pila pagkatapos ng flag ceremony
-nahati sa gitna ouch!it hurts pare!

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Aug. 13 08

Dindin at Jc
-parehong absent,nagdate?

Ang salagubang..
-wahaha..tinorture ang salagubang sa classrroom..pinaputi gamit ang liquid eraser..tssk..dpat kay belo nlng pra sosyal eh!..tpos nilagyan ng chemical X para umitin... aun aun... dedo ang sulagubang... di manlang naawa oh!

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Aug 14 08

Basketball
- Patis nbliw sa basketball gumul0ng pa!
- Rehoading nagwala knina sa basketball game wahahaha....

Kilitian
- Patis ,Celine ,Ross , Nix , Nica..
wahahaha...kilitian..^^ mode sa backstage

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Aug 15 08

PM
-pagppm nila Patis, RosS , Nix , Jam ,Jean
sa kbilang secxion!..huling huli ni sir allan ^^



to be continued....